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Sofia Elisabeth Laursen Habel, Michael Folmer Hansen - Act 3 - Venus Smooth Sensitive

from Kamalarella by Emilio Guarino, Sofia Elisabeth Laursen Habel, Michael Folmer Hansen

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World population: 5.1
Carbon in atmosphere: 475 parts per million
Remaining wilderness: 49

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MI: Scream
JUPITER-8: Training complete. You have succeeded in becoming a strong, devoted, well-kept woman. You are “free” to go. Enter O.W.M.’s World.
MI: Could you hand me a garment? ADS ROLLING IN THE BACKGROUND
(American accent) “Who says it’s a man’s world? Be the new kind of woman who can have it all, with the new 3-in-1 fem shaver, hailed to be the best in feminine hygiene, leaving the skin clean, soc and smooth. Go get ‘em girls.” (repeat this one 2x)
(English accent) “Are you wasGng your energies by going acer something you can’t have? A man, a career, a flat belly? What would you say if we could give you the key to all three? Nothing feels bePer than skinny, so get sucked into the toxic diet culture by buying our new product, Shit Yourself, for a happier, empGer you.”
“This one is for you boys! We all know that this world could use a woman’s touch, so call us today to enter the woman in your life, for her chance to win the Miss Wife compeGGon and take home the perfect prize of oppression!”
(English accent) “Women, We Can Do It. We can defeat this virus by staying home, by taking care of our family and doing all the domesGc needs to secure the safety and well-being of those around us. To do this, you will need SannySave, named cleaning product of the year!”
(English accent) “Such liPle things can irk a man, like a woman wearing a bad bra. Get your Busty Bra – Hello Boys – today!
Such liPle things can irk a man, like a woman who doesn’t give men the aPenGon they need. Get lessons with Jupiter-8 and take your free oppression trial!
Such liPle things can irk a man, like women who asks quesGons. Heed this message, heed this message, heed this message. Hail the New Order.”
(with each new line, the voice gets happier and brighter, more persuasive)
Do you always buy more food than you need? Cook too much than you can eat? Just throw it out! Re-stock by buying food from large companies that are killing the planet and contribute to global food waste today.
Are you contribuGng to the 6th mass exGncGon? Excellent! Here are more ways you can: buy that new sports car, you deserve it. Invest in fossil fuel companies and make easy money, you deserve it. Pollute the ocean with your waste, you deserve it. Tune in for more ways to kill the planet you live on. You deserve it.
“Do you someGmes feel like you repulse men? That you’ve tried all the fem-hygiene
products, but you sGll can’t land a date? Well, maybe you have too much facial hair! The
ugly, superfluous hair on your upper lip could be turning him away from your kisses. Try our
new product Eraddair, for smooth, beauGful skin.”

“GooBook would like to interrupt this adverGsing for an important safety message: Good
morning Earthlings. We care about you and your well-being, therefore the only way forward
for us all is to submit and accept. Long live the unity of world people.”
MI:
Who am I ...? I am woman. What is woman? Woman is devoted, strong, well-kept.
Woman is clean, soc, smooth, beauGful, perfect. Is this who I am? What is my purpose? To be clean, soc, smooth, beauGful, perfect.
What is this world? It’s a man’s world. (Eme it so it is said at the same Eme as the adverEsing) O. W. M.’s world. What am I in this world? Clean, soc, smooth, beauGful, perfect.
What is this world? Dying... where are the birds? The forests? The wilderness? The wild? Where is the wild? Where is the wild in me?
Just like the ocean, my mind has been poisoned. Just like the forests, my ideas cut down. Just like this planet, I am empty of life – yet I am living. I must heal my soul, and the soul of the planet. We are one, joined together in this fate.
Where is the wild? The wild is in me! Uprising... Uprising...

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from Kamalarella, released July 8, 2021

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Folmer's Roland SH-2 and MC-202 synths, Boss DR-55 drum machine and fretless Rickenbacker knock-off were stolen in 1984. The items were uninsured and Folmer is still seeking revenge.

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